When it comes to sharing a bed with a partner , we all have things that grate on us.
Whether it’s hogging the duvet, snoring or rolling over and hitting you in the face, we keep our grievances confined to the bedroom .
But one woman has shared her boyfriend’s embarrassing habit with the world by tweeting EVERY weird thing he says in his sleep.
She’s even created a whole Twitter account dedicated to his ramblings – and he comes out with some pretty weird things. We’ve posted 9 below for you to enjoy.
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1. Plans to get a new pet
I don’t care, I’m getting tigers.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 8, 2016
2. A chat with an octopus
No octopus you can’t do that!!
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) October 19, 2015
3. We agree
There’s never enough nacho cheese.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) December 4, 2015
4. What do eyeballs even smell like?
Your eyeballs smell like eyeballs
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 17, 2016
5. This
PANTS.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) December 31, 2015
6. A warning
They have this sinkhole. It’s pretty scary.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) December 9, 2015
7. This sinister message
Oh god. OH GOD. We’ve gotta get the chainsaw first.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) October 22, 2015
8. We’re not sure how a leg will help
Why is it doing that. Why is it cold. Get me a leg.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) November 28, 2015
9. He must have been watching cartoons before bed
We have to get to the sewers… Turtles…
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) October 28, 2015
Follow her Twitter account for more weird ramblings from her sleepy boyfriend.
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